I never could get the hang of Thursdays

Plumbers and the Occult
13/01/2009, 9:04 pm
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Plumbers have a lot to hide you know, much akin to Freemasons. We are unaware of their importance because their work goes mostly unnoticed.

By day, they are plumbers, doing plumbing, fixing taps and the like. By night they are the watchmen/women of the netherworld, Vampire slayers, exorcists and witch doctors. They can take many forms when they don’t want to be seen as plumbers, to avoid being called up on when a pipe bursts when they actually need to be fighting a vampire. The disguise of an old man carrying a bag of pipes around a train station, when actually those pipes are stakes made of silver.

Plumbers know things we don’t. Filling our houses with materials to ward off evil spirits when they come to fix the boiler, and sticking an extra charge on top. No wonder copper piping costs so much.

We don’t talk enough these days.


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